1st Friend: BV se larai khatam hoi? 2nd Friend: Ghutney taik ke mere pass aai thi.. 1st Friend: Usne ghutney Taik K kia kaha? 2nd Friend: Yehi K bed K Neechay Se Nikal Aao Main Kuch Nahi Kahon Gi.. :P

Ye bacha tumhara kia lagta hai? Pathan: yeh hamara door ka bhai hai.. Sardar: Door ka? Main Samjha Nahin.. Pathan: is ke aur meray darmiyan 13 behan bhai aur Hain.. :P

Darakt-e-Jaan Per Azzab Rut Thi, Na Burg Aya, Na Phool Aye...
Kay Kuu-e-Janan Say Jitne Panchi Idher Ko Aye, Malool Aye..
Wo Sari Khushiyan Jo Usne Chaheen, Utha K Jhooli Main Apni Rakh Lin..
Hamaray Hissay Main Uzr Aye, Jawaz Aye, Asool Aye...!!~

Pehle Mere Wajood Per Utra Woh Bondh Bondh..
Barsa Tu Phir Ghata Ki Tarha Mujh Per Cha Gaya...
Wo Jab Mila Tu Pyaas Se Lab Kushk Thay Bohat...
Lauta Tu Hasraton Ko Wo Pani Pila Gaya..
Paband Kar Gaya Mujhay Lamhon Ki Qaid Main..
Ankhon Pe Apni Yad Ke Pehray Bitha Gaya..!!~

Uski GumSum Sadgi Per Mat Jao 'Faraz'...
Wo Samander Hai Tu Phir Gehra Bhi Hoga..!!~

Main Jo Mehka Tu Meri Shakh Jala Di Usne...
Sabz Mausam Main Zard Hawa Di Usne...
Pehle Ik Lamhe Ki Zanjeer Se Bandha Mujh Ko...
Or Phir Waqt Ki Raftar Bharha Di Usne..
Janta Tha Ke Muje Maut Sakoon Bakhshay Gi...
Wo Sitamgar Tha So Jeenay Ki Dua Di Usne...
Uske Hone Se Thin Sansain Meri Dugni 'Mohsin'
Wo Jo Bichra Tu Meri Umer Ghaata Di Usne..!!!~

Manzil Bhi Nahin Koi Thikana Bhi Nahin Hai...
Wapis Mujhe Ghar Laut Kar Jana Bhi Nahin Hai...
Maine Hi Sikhaya Tha Ussay Teer Chalana...
Ab Mere Siwa Uska Koi Nishana Bhi Nahin Hai..!!~