1st Friend: BV se larai khatam hoi? 2nd Friend: Ghutney taik ke mere pass aai thi.. 1st Friend: Usne ghutney Taik K kia kaha? 2nd Friend: Yehi K bed K Neechay Se Nikal Aao Main Kuch Nahi Kahon Gi.. :P

Ye bacha tumhara kia lagta hai? Pathan: yeh hamara door ka bhai hai.. Sardar: Door ka? Main Samjha Nahin.. Pathan: is ke aur meray darmiyan 13 behan bhai aur Hain.. :P